Friday, August 3, 2012

When In Doubt, Make A New Blog

Hello everyone. This is a blog for all of my fellow jobless 20-something-year-olds. For me, every day is an uphill battle. Every day I force myself to wake up at the crack of dawn to begin a full day of job-hunting. Yeah, I know you know what I'm talking about. It's time to stop being in denial - if you haven't already. To no surprise, the economy sucks and we have Wall Street to blame for it. I'm not going to spend time ranting about Wall Street...yet. What I'm going to talk about is the PAINFUL experience that I had yesterday, when on a second interview at a "blue chip company." I'm not going to sell them out even though I want to because they will continue to get away with what they did to me.
 
Well rested, I got out of bed and had my usual breakfast. Next, instead of heading back to bed with my laptop and typing in one of the typical job search URLs, I took a hot shower and dressed to the nines for what I thought would be a life-changing interview. Well, I guess that it was life changing, but not in the positive way I was hoping for. Full of marketing passion, I rushed out the door with a protein bar and a notepad to prepare for a day of observation. Now, my MAJOR mistake here was that I failed to ask what the observation entailed. ALERT: DO NOT OBSERVE A COMPANY WITHOUT ASKING WHAT YOU WILL BE DOING WITH THE COMPANY DURING YOUR OBSERVATION!
 
Fast forward. I walk into a Wall Street building and before I know it I am leaving the building with the person I am shadowing - off to an undisclosed location. Let's just say that I am very lucky that he wasn't a serial killer. Eventually, we ended up in some random part of Brooklyn going DOOR TO DOOR. That's right. Why was I so surprised you might ask? Well, this company offered a 12-month training program to become a manager. Apparently the initial phase of the entry-level marketing position involved learning about sales. Now, I understand that a lot of direct marketing has to do with word of mouth, but I was not prepared to go door to door in a sketchy neighborhood, for hours on end, in 100 degree weather, while wearing a suit. The heat soon made me incredibly ill and I decided that phase 1 was over – at least for me.
 
It took me 20 minutes (feeling like I was going to pass out,) before I found a town car, which abandoned me after I stopped it to RUN to a (broken) bathroom. Thankfully, a man took pity on me and helped me find a subway station.
 
I couldn't wait to shower and rest in bed once I got home and promised myself that I would never put myself in that position ever again. So, how do you make sure this doesn’t happen to you? This life lessons is to make sure you thoroughly read EVERYTHING on the company’s website and ask a million SMART questions before you even begin to think about walking in the door.
 
Good luck.

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